I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

IT'S TOO BIG! HOW DID YOU GET IT HERE?

EARLIER ON I PUT IN
A POUND OF MASHED-UP DUNDEE CAKE,

SUSAN IS BRAVER
THAN TEN FIREMEN OR A DOZEN POLICEMEN.

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

- ALL RIGHT, LADS?
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN.

YEAH...

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

WATCH IT!

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

AND TURNED HER SMILE UP.

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

- DO YOU WANT A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR?
- DO YOU THINK WE COULD SEE YOU?

HELLO, CHRIS. ARE YOU DEAD?

EEEH! LYNN!

- THAT'S SACKING PEOPLE.
- WELL, BASICALLY, YEAH.