IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

WITH "LIFE CAN BE CRUEL IN TOKYO".

- IF SHE BURSTS, SHE'S INNOCENT.
- YES.

IT'S A COFFEE SHOP, BUT ONE MAN SAYS
TO ANOTHER MAN, "YOU CAN'T HAVE A COFFEE..."

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,

LYNN, THIS IS TERRIBLE. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

- DO YOU WANT A CUP?
- THANK YOU.

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS...

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

- GET YOURSELF ANOTHER.
- NO CHANCE. BRITISH?

DAN!

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

- THEN SMACK HER WITH A SHOVEL.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.