CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

..REVOLVE. OR VICE VERSA, YOU KNOW.

- BUT I HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT IT.
- COME ON, ALAN, IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TRIADS.

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

ABOUT A HUMOROUS COMMENT I MADE.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

POP YOU IN THE BOOT
AND DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE.
- DROP IT, LYNN.

BEN, CAN YOU TAKE THIS UP TO MY ROOM?

IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,

IT'S MAY.

(HOOTING)