AND HE WAS ONLY THREE.

TWO MILLION, AND ANOTHER TWO MILLION
HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTY.

IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

- GOOD.
- HOW LONG YOU LIVE IN HOUSE?

HANG ON IN THERE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.

ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM

NEARLY THERE.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

HOPING TO CATCH THE REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES?

(KNOCK)

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

- DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
- NO, THANK YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

HELLO, CHRIS. ARE YOU DEAD?

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.