- LET'S DO AN INTERVIEW.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
SHE'S IN THE SPOT WHERE ME AND SONJA HAVE IT OFF.
ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,
- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.
- KEEP THE THOUGHT THERE.
- AAGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME.
- I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A RAVER.
- I'M NOT. I'M STRAIGHT.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
HELLO.
- GET YOURSELF ANOTHER.
- NO CHANCE. BRITISH?
- WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SNAZZY CARDIGAN?
- I JUST THREW IT ON.
IT'S AUSTRIA!.
RIGHT...MINIBAR.
WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,
I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. I JUST FOUND OUT
MY WIFE'S BEEN STRUCK OFF MY LIFE INSURANCE.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON? DO YOU?
- COULD I HAVE A SANDWICH, PLEASE?
- YES.
(DRUM MACHINE PLAYS)
YEAH. BUT ALL THOSE SMALL TAXIS
AND LITTLE TOWER BRIDGES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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