AND IT SAYS "PASS" NOW WHERE IT ONCE SAID "PISS".

AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.

I DON'T WANT TO BE INFAMOUS, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS.

OK, SMALL TALK.

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

HE'S NOT SHOWING OFF.
THEN HE GOES OVER A CLIFF AND HE'S FALLING.

I FAINTED THREE TIMES.

I USED TO BE IN THE CHOIR AT PRIMARY SCHOOL...

LOOK, A LEXUS. IT'S A BETTER ONE THAN YOURS.

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

I'D BETTER GO AND BUILD
THAT TIME-TRAVEL GYMNASIUM, THEN.

WHY DID YOU SAY I HAD PANIC ATTACKS?
YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I HAD A BREAKDOWN.

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

A LOT OF BITTERNESS.
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,

SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER THE FISHCAKES.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

JUST GIVE ME HALF A BOTTLE OF BLUE NUN, PLEASE.

OH, RIGHT. YOU BOTH SOUND EXHAUSTED.
HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING?