- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

# THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

IF YOU DON'T START TREATING HER BETTER,
I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.

- EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- JUST A BIT OF TUMMY TROUBLE.

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

- GETTING DOWN TO IT.
- WE WERE!

I'VE GOT A CLEAN LICENCE.

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

IF YOU LET ME GO, I WILL GIVE YOU

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

I'M NOT OK.

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SAY, "SOD ALL THIS WINE,
JUST GIVE ME A PINT OF MINERAL WATER".

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

BYE.