- THAT'S DAFT. A GOOD ENGLISH BREAKFAST.
- IS SHE STILL MAKING IT TOO BUNCHED UP?

BLOODY HELL.

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

THANK YOU.

EEOW!

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

- TELL HER WHOSE HOUSE IT IS.
- IT'S MY HOUSE.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

..TWO PACKETS OF TOFFOS?

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

THAT'S THE ONE.

- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.

ABOUT EAST END THUGS WHO LEND YOU
AND A WEEK LATER YOU OWE THEM A MILLION.

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

GO ON. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COW-BRINGING-IN.

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT