CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE,
YOU (BLEEP)! LET ME THROUGH!

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- SORRY.

(HE MUTTERS)

IT'S MAY.

YEAH, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET ANY VALENTINE'S CARDS THIS MORNING?

OH, CURRY'S, GREAT.

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

- WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES GOING?
- IN THE STORAGE ROOM.

- HAVE YOU SEEN IT, IS IT GOOD?
- "DRIVING MISS DAISY" OR "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS"?

I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!

YOU COULD WORK ON THE TITANIC.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.