- DOWN THE SINK?
- YEP.

- OH, WHEREABOUTS?
- YOU KNOW SKIBBEREEN?

WENT TO SILVERSTONE,
SHOOK JACKIE STEWART'S HAND! SUPERB!

OH, YES. BRILLIANT MAN.

# NOBODY DOES IT... # BIT OF NIPPLE.

I DID JUST SAY THAT. ANYWAY, CHOCOLATE ORANGES...

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

I SOLD A MAKITA CORDLESS DRILL IN THE LOCAL PAPER,

- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- I GO TO COFFEE SHOP.

SHE SAYS,
"WOULD YOU DRIVE US HOME... TO CARDIFF?"

A LORRY FULL OF LIVESTOCK HAS JACKKNIFED,
SHEDDING ITS LOAD OVER BOTH LANES.

BUT WHICH IS WHICH? SORRY.

- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO DISCONNECT IT?
- YES.

NO. THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT.

- YEAH.
- ARE YOU THE CRANK CALLER?

- THIS ISN'T "SILENT WITNESS".
- HELLO.