REMEMBER THE BREATHING TECHNIQUES
FROM TAPE ONE. PLEASE RELAX,

- HE LIKES AMERICAN STUFF.
- OH.

- BATHROOM.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM SAYS TO ME?

AIDAN IS FROM SELBRIDGE, WHICH IS
NEAR DUBLIN, AND I'M FROM WEST CORK.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

- GOT YOUR BIG PLATE, ALAN?
- YES.

LOOK FORWARD TO LISTENING
TO YOUR "DEEP BATH" LATER, ALAN.

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

- ABOUT 18 MONTH... TWO YEAR.
- DO YOU CHAT TO ANY OTHER MEN?

THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.

# DA DA DAH! #

OR IF YOU LIKE TO DEVELOP THE IDEA,
70 PAST FOUR.

YOU ARE A BIG POSH SOD
WITH PLUMS IN YOUR MOUTH.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

ARE YOU TYING TO PUT ME OFF?
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

I THINK I'D BE MORE PREOCCUPIED
BY THE FACT I WAS ENCOUNTERING A TALKING SNAKE.

PRESENTED BY THAT MAN

- I'VE GOT WOOD THERE.
- THAT'S MDF. OH, YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE.