WE COULD SEE IT AT SKEGNESS.
TIMMY MALLET'S GONNA BE THERE.

BASICALLY TO ENABLE YOU
TO LEAN FORWARD FOR THINGS,

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

I'VE GOT CHEESE! THIS IS CHEESE!

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

WE'VE GOT A TRAFFIC REPORT... THAT'S ANNOYING.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

- PROBABLY PUT THEM IN A CARDBOARD TUBE.
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

- I GOT SUNNY DELIGHT...
- DON'T KISS ME AGAIN!

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.