BASH YOUR ARSE!

IT IS QUITE EYE-CATCHING.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.

AND A CHAP IN HIS EARLY FORTIES,

IT'S AUSTRIA!.

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

BIT MORE...A BIT MORE...

YOU'VE ALLOWED FOR THE VISIT TO THE GRAVE?

- NO.
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

JUST LIKE THAT.

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

I'VE CALMED DOWN NOW.

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

WHAT A YEAR IT'S BEEN FOR DANTE FIRES.

- MY FATHER WAS VERY DISTANT...
- DID HE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WING?

CALM DOWN, LYNN!
YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM MINOR WOMEN'S WHIPLASH.