I'VE EATEN FOUR AND I'VE GOT TWO WHITE ONES LEFT,
I DON'T LIKE THEM AS MUCH,

APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

ALISON, YOU ARE A LADY.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE UNPLEASANT...

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.

AYE, IT IS.

SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!

THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,

PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

TIME FOR MUSIC. WHO'S THIS BEAUTIFUL BLOND
MAN WITH A LOVELY VOICE? IT'S ANNIE LENNOX.

ANYONE WHO'S ANYONE WHO'S IN THE NORFOLK AREA.

I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. YOU BUY A CAR OFF THEM
AND FIND OUT IT'S TWO FRONT ENDS WELDED TOGETHER.

CAN'T GET ME TOE ON THE TRIGGER. OH, GOT IT.

- DO YOU WANT A PICKLED ONION?
- NO. I HATE THEM.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

# YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING... #

("GAUDETE" BY STEELEYE SPAN,
SUNG IN LATIN)

- WAS "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" GOOD?
- I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T SEE IT.