AND WHAT DID YOU HAVE
FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

- THAT'S CUSTOMS AND EXCISE.
- RIGHT.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

CHRIS?

AND, BASICALLY, DO YOU AGREE

- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

I'VE BEEN WANTING A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT LYNN.
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT HER.

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

(HE LAUGHS)

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

- DID YOU SEE THAT?
- YES.

DAN!

# JET

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

THEY DID HAVE AN UNDERPANT LINING,
BUT IT'S PERISHED.