ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

- WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH?

LET'S CELEBRATE! LET'S GET A BOTTLE OF BOLLY.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

WITH LANDLORDS, WITH FARMERS.

OH, NO.

- GET YOURSELF ANOTHER.
- NO CHANCE. BRITISH?

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL LATHER.

ALAN, YOU'VE COME FREE AT THE SIDE.

I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,