IF JED AND I ARE BOTH IN HERE, I TEND TO DO THIS.
"SHALL I LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME?
UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO GO FOR A DRINK.
- HELLO?
- IT'S A THING PEOPLE SAY!
LIKE A HUMAN JCB.
HE'S A MENTALIST!
- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.
JACKA-NACKA-NORY! AH, THAT'S BETTER.
- CAN I COME WITH YOU?
- NO.
- HOW?
- THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD A HUMAN BEING.
I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.
- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?
WE'D BOOKED TO GO ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK.
- NO, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY VOCAL CHORDS.
- YOU SOUND LIKE THE GIRL IN "THE EXORCIST".
SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.
AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,
JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."
AMAZING LEXUS CONNECTION.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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