- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE HOUSE?

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

GOOD ONE. ARROWS ARE DECEITFUL.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

I LOVE THE GADGETS. PAY ATTENTION, BOND.
SIMPLY REMOVE THE TOP OF THIS PEN...

HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FUN PACKS?
I'VE GOT ONE HERE.

- WHEN DID YOU GET THIS CALL?
- THREE MINUTES AGO.

(HUGH) YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT UNDER A COW!

SO...THANKS.

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

I FELT THAT...

INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT

- GRAFFITI? WHAT, IN THE HOTEL?
- NO, THERE'S NEVER ANY GRAFFITI IN THE HOTEL.

WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.