AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

I THINK YOU'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION.

(BUZZER)

I AM AN ARSONIST.
PLEASE CAN I COME IN TO SET FIRE TO THE STAFF?

IT'S LIKE BEING INSIDE AN ENORMOUS FOX'S
GLACIER MINT. WHICH, AGAIN, TO ME IS A BONUS.

- I WASN'T STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE.
- I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE.

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.

WHAT, LIKE THREE MEN BURNING IN A TANK,
GOING "URGH!"?

I'VE BEEN RINGING YOU ALL DAY,
BUT YOUR MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF.

WOULD YOU BE BRAVE ENOUGH
TO LET ME FINISH MY CONVERSATION?

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT POKEY FROM THE OUTSIDE,
BUT A HAMILTON'S BOAT IS DECEPTIVELY LARGE,

- JUST SAY YES!
- YES!

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?