IT'S ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING TO GO WEST.

IF YOU'RE PROFESSIONAL AND YOU KNOW
YOU'RE WORKING IN THE MORNING,

CAROL, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE IN ALAN'S CORPORATE VIDEO?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

READ IT BACK.

- HELLO, JILL.
- WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?

THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

NO WAY, YOU BIG SPASTIC! YOU'RE A MENTALIST!

- I'LL BUY A PACKET OF MINTS.
- GREAT.

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- I DON'T CARE, I THINK IT'S WAY OUT OF ORDER..

AND MARTIN MCGUINNESS LOOKS
LIKE A CLOWN WITHOUT MAKE-UP.

- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JED MAXWELL.

- YES.
- LISTEN.

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.