- BANG! I'M JAMES BOND.
- GOT US IN THE NECK.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

THAT'S THE SMALL TALK OVER WITH.
LET'S GO ON TO THE THORNY ISSUE OF THE FEE.

- THEN YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING ON YOUR OWN.
- SO BE IT.

THIS WOMAN ENRAPTURED THIS MAN,
MADE HIM FEEL SIXTEEN AGAIN.

I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS NOW,
SUE COOK HAS PULLED OUT.

IT'D BE INTERESTING TO TALK TO YOU.
I'M THE PRODUCER AS WELL AS THE PRESENTER.

- WATCH THE FIRE HOSE.
- WHOO!

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

THE END OF THE BEGINNING GOES LIKE THIS.

BILL...?

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.

(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

- MICHAEL?
- WAS THAT HIS NAME?

THAT IS A FUNNY STORY.