THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

WHAT? REALLY?

DAN!

YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?

IT'S LIKE THE RUDYARD KIPLING POEM,
"IF". YOU KNOW THAT?

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.

AYE. WE'D HAVE TO BREED.

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

MOBILE PHONE NOT HURT TOO MUCH. IS ONLY SMALL.

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

SO A BETTER TITLE WOULD BE "SCUM ON THE RUN".

YEAH, YEAH.

I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

LOOK AT THAT. NOT EVEN LISTENING.
OFF TO LONDON, NO DOUBT.