HELLO. PARTRIDGE.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.

YEAH.

YEAH, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE, ACTUALLY.

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

I'VE JUST REALISED.
WE HAVEN'T GOT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

CARR. BILL CARR.

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

WHERE YOU SAID "REVOLUTION, NOT EVOLUTION".

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

SO WE WANT TO GIVE OUR SALES FORCE
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

- I WANT YOU TO LIE FOR ME.
- I CAN'T. IN THE EYES OF GOD...

I FELT LIKE A RUDDY IDIOT.

IT'S A JOKE KNIFE! IT'S A JOKE KNIFE!

SOMETHING ALL OVER MY WHATEVER.