- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- YOU SAID INVITE A GUEST.

MICHAEL, THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE THE CASE,

WELL...I'LL STOP, THEN.

# I LOVED YOU TOO #

I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

"AND I SAW SOME GRAFFITI THAT SAID,

- WHO?
- WHO?!

WHY DON'T YOU ISSUE A FULL RETRACTION, AND YOU'LL
GET YOURSELF OUT OF A LOT OF SILLY BOTHER?

- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S FIFTY.
- SO'S HELEN MIRREN.

BY ONE OR TWO LISTENERS, AND A NEWSPAPER.

- MY MAN'S GOT TO BE WAYNE.
- WAYNE SLEEP? THE JACKET AND THE BOOTS.

- SHALL I...
- KEEP HER AWAY FROM DIGNITARIES.

YOU'VE LOCKED THE DOOR.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO.

VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.

I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"