ALL I CAN SEE IS A MONKEY
SPINNING TOWARDS THE WATER.

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.

I DON'T MEAN A SMALL ONE.
I MEAN A MEDIUM-SIZED ONE.

YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

MAN AND MACHINE.

IT WAS IN THAT AREA.

GET SOME WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID.

- ALL RIGHT?
- HELLO.

ARE YOU BEING LYNN OR TONY?

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.

WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP...MY HOUSE.

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

(PAN PIPES PLAY)

IT'S ABOUT THIS LOCAL FELLA WHAT USED TO BE ON TV
BUT HE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO NOW HE'S NOT.

- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.

PARTRIDGE, YOU WANKER!