WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

- GO ON.
- SHE WAS ALL OVER US.

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

YEAH. CHICKEN STOCK!

- RUBBISH!
- I'M ON AN ARCHERY WEEKEND WITH HIM.

THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK

"WITH A MERE NINETY-BREAK HORSEPOWER AVAILABLE,

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

PLEASE GIVE A BIG HA... APPLAUD!
APPLAUD LIKE MAD FOR SUSAN CRESSWELL.

PUT THEM IN NAPPIES AND GET THEM TO THROW
EACH OTHER OUT OF A CIRCLE DRAWN WITH CHALK.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME SINCE SLICED BREAD.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

MMMM.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.