- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

I'VE OFTEN WONDERED, RIGHT,

STRANGEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. OH, HELLO, LYNN.

THAT'S IT. AND TO LYNN.

- MY BOYFRIEND CALL HIM JACK SHIT!
- IS SHE ANNOYING YOU?

OK, EITHER THAT OR THE FINGERPRINTS, EH?

I DON'T WANT TO EAT AN INTESTINE
OR A CHICKEN HEART ON A MINI MUFFIN.

- THE CHICKEN IS EMPTY.
- IT'S HOLLOW?

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

COME ON, IT'S ONLY A BIT OF CHOCOLATE!

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.

HELLO?

- HE WAS GETTING THE AERIAL.
- I KNOW. I WAS BEING RHETORICAL.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...