- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

- HAS THAT GOT A NAME, THAT DRINK?
- YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED "LADY-BOYS".

THE ANSWER IS "THE CHINESE WAY" AND LEVEL 42.

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
NOW FUCK OFF!

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.

DAN!

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

YOU WANT ME TO BE GOOD LITTLE SHUT-UP SONJA? ZIP!

# OH, IT GETS DARK, IT GETS LONELY... #

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

AND I'M THINKING ABOUT IT IN MY BLOCK
THAT YOU MAY KNOCK OFF.

OH, EXCUSE ME.
SOPHIE, COULD YOU DEAL WITH THIS?

YOU'LL SURVIVE IF IT DOESN'T SEVER THE SPINAL COLUMN.

I NORMALLY HAVE FILES IN HERE,
BUT I'VE GOT SOME IN THE ROOM.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?