THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WHICH WAS ONE OF HER COMPLICATIONS AT THE END.

GOOD.

(ALAN) LET'S GO!

THIS IS BONO'S HOUSE. EUREKA.

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.

IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.

- ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- YOU'VE HAD MORPHINE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.

- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. I JUST FOUND OUT
MY WIFE'S BEEN STRUCK OFF MY LIFE INSURANCE.

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

THAT'S A GOOD STAINLESS STEEL HOB. VERY FUTURISTIC.