"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"
- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
- NO,
- WHAT?
- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.
LIKE SAYING TANNOY
WHEN YOU MEAN PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM.
I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.
- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.
- DO YOU WANT TO SERVE THIS GUY?
- HE'S A FRIEND.
YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID
PETER, HELLO.
- CAN I BE VERY RUDE? NOT LIKE THAT.
- TY ME.
- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.
THAT SKIRTING BOARD SEEMS A BIT LOW.
COULD YOU CHANGE IT AGAIN?
- YES. GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT, ALAN,
IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.
YOU BLONDE BASTARD...FROM THE FUTURE.
FOUR YEARS AGO,
SUSAN LOST HER HAND IN A CAKE-CUTTING MACHINE.
WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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