I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.

- COME IN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- HELLO. MICHAEL.
- AYE AYE, MR PARTRIDGE.

AT LEAST THEY'RE CASH IN HAND.

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

WALLOP!

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

I'D LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

..PREMEDITATED HOMICIDE OF A MOUSE,

I WAS A BIT BORED

- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

- SHE'S A GOOD COOK.
- SHE DOES A FANTASTIC ENGLISH BREAKFAST.