- THINK ON.
- I'M THINKING ON.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

JUST, ER...FRIENDS.

THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

SUCK MY SUCH AND SUCH.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

(KNOCK)

BEAR WITH ME.

- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

- YOU'RE NEARLY FIF...
- WERE YOU GOING TO SAY I'M NEARLY FIFTY?

I'D LIKE FOUR GLITTER EXPLOSIONS, 12 PUFF FLASHES...

CAN WE MAKE FRIENDS?

CARL. THERE'S A LOT OF ROOM IN HERE.
NICE TO BE ABLE TO JOG AROUND.

- DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
- PARDON... YEAH, LOVE IT.