HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.

IF YOU DO K, Y AND Z, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

(GERMAN ACCENT)
..TO NO MORE THAN TEN MINUTES!

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

THIS IS LOVELY, THIS.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OLD LADY'S HAIR.

I'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR CLOTHES
READY FOR THE COUNTY SHOW,

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

BECAUSE THEY'VE PACKED THEM IN TOO TIGHT.
LISTEN, JILL, I REALLY LIKE YOU, BUT...

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.

WOULD NOT RENDER HER PLEASURABLE TO MINE EYE.