CARL. THERE'S A LOT OF ROOM IN HERE.
NICE TO BE ABLE TO JOG AROUND.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

- I LOVE THE BEATLES.
- YEAH. SO DO I.

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

WHAT AN APPALLING THING TO SAY.
YOU'VE PUT ME IN AN INVIDIOUS POSITION.

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE
BY WATCHING "SPARTACUS" WITH CORNED BEEF HASH.

PUT IT ON AN HOUR BEFORE,
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, YOU'VE GOT A DEEP BATH.

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

- WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE THE GANG?
- I SAW THEM LAST THURSDAY AT A POP CONCERT.

TO MEN LIKE THAT, YOUR BUILDING SOCIETY BOOKS
MAKE FASCINATING READING.

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.

- YES, I THINK SO.
- I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

# AND A GOLDEN GIRL