(SOME GROANS)
ASK YOURSELF TWO QUESTIONS - HOW AND WHY?
..HAS GOT SOME RUDE GRAFFITI ON...
THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
I'VE BEEN WORKING
LIKE A JAPANESE PRISONER OF WAR.
OH, IT'S PLASTIC.
"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."
BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.
YOU DON'T LIKE METEOR
BECAUSE THEY MAKE WET T-SHIRT VIDEOS.
IT'S GONE SEVEN. IT'S YOUR SHOW. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE.
PARTRIDGE. YOU'RE THROUGH TO THE STATIC HOME.
AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?
YES. HE'S THE AMERICAN MAGICIAN,
YOU KNOW?
- FLAVIA? GOOD CALL.
- KING OF COFFEES.
- DO YOU WANT TO PUT SOMETHING ON?
- YES.
- COULD I HAVE A SANDWICH, PLEASE?
- YES.
THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS HOTEL
IS ITS SITUATION.
RANDY MCNOB!
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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