- DID YOU SEE MR BROWN AND HIS FRIENDS OFF?
- YES. I SHOULD GET A BRAVERY AWARD FOR IT!

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

(IMPERSONATING ALAN)
MORNING, SUSAN. AH-A!

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

IT DOES PRECLUDE YOU
FROM THE ALCOHOL THAT I'VE PROVIDED.

I WONDER HOW THEY GET THOSE SWORDS
THROUGH CUSTOMS.

YEAH.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. I JUST FOUND OUT
MY WIFE'S BEEN STRUCK OFF MY LIFE INSURANCE.

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A SANDWICH
AND WATCH TREVOR MCDONALD.

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

TALKING...

SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME FROM STOKE.

- MY BOYFRIEND CALL HIM JACK SHIT!
- IS SHE ANNOYING YOU?

I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.

- EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- JUST A BIT OF TUMMY TROUBLE.