THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.

YES. IN EDUCATION AUTHORITIES
YOU FIND THOSE AS WELL.

HELLO, SUSAN. SORRY, HAVE I UPSET HER?

"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

(JILL) HANG ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. OOOH!

THE ANSWER IS "THE CHINESE WAY" AND LEVEL 42.

MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #

DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO THE RADIO SHOW
NOW YOUR BOOKS HAVE BEEN INCINERATED?

- A NAKED JOG ACROSS THE LANDING.
- WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT GUESTS?

FIRST WORD. THE.

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ENQUIRY
ABOUT TWO SUPPLEMENTARY AUXILIARY SPEAKERS

(HE MUTTERS)

THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

THERE'S ONE IN THE CHAMBER

I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.