AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

OOH, BIT OF BUSH.

..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.

STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

"
THAT SOUNDS DISCONCERTINGLY VAGUE.

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

READ IT BACK.

- IT'S ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
- IS IT?

- WHO'S HAD US IN STITCHES.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

SACK LYNN FOR BEING UNLOYAL, DISLOYAL,

ON NOW, AS WE LOOK BACK ON A FANTASTIC YEAR...
I'M GOING TO BE SICK AGAIN.

- CHOCOLATE ONES?
- DON'T MIND, REALLY.

YEAH. WELL, THEY'RE SCUMBAGS, AREN'T THEY?

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.