- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT.

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT, RIGHT.

A LOVELY OLDEN DAYS MAP OF NORFOLK THERE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

- DID YOU SEND IT?
- NO, I SENT YOU A CHOCOLATE ORANGE,

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

ALL OF US EXPERIENCE STRESS

THEY'D BE HAVING A GREAT LAUGH AT YOU
WITH BIG PINK HAIR.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A CUP OF BEANS?
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.

CAN OF FANTA?

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

HMM! A NICE BIG THICK SLICE OF THIN LIZZY.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

WE HAVE TO NEUTRALISE THE THREAT
BY INCAPACITATING THE TARGET,