(PHONE RINGS)

WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO, SUSAN. THIRD FLOOR?

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

IN A DEAD MAN'S CHAIR
LECHING AT HER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT...

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

# YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

- MINI-MART?
- SCALED-DOWN SUPERMARKET IN A PETROL STATION.

"TAKE THAT BLUSHER OFF
YOU UGLY MISSHAPEN-HEADED ELEPHANT TRANNY"?

DAN!

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

NOW WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, HE IS LIKE A BIG BEAR.

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

ALTHOUGH YOU SWEATED, YOU DIDN'T SMELL.
THAT WAS ANOTHER TEACHER - KACKY RAPHAEL.

- IT'S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT.
- AYE.

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LINED UP?
- IT'S LADIES' NIGHT TONIGHT.