BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IT STICKS IN HIS BACK AND HE DIES ON THE HORSE

GOOD. WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A KETTLE ON HERE.

I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,

ALAN, WHEN IS YOUR BOOK BEING DESTROYED?

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

- SAVES ME DOING IT LATER.
- BONSOIR.

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

THE RATINGS WERE A NINTH OF WHAT WE COULD HAVE
EXPECTED, THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE...

IT'S 4.35 A.M. YOU'RE LISTENING
TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE".

THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK

HAVE YOU TAPED OVER "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"?

LET IT GO, LYNN. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM.

OH, MY GOD!

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.