IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,

DO YOU KNOW, IF KING ARTHUR
HAD HAD AN EXTENDER ON HIS TABLE...

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

YOU KNOW, ONE TO CANCEL OUT THE NEGATIVE

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.

I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DRIVING SINCE YOUR BAN.

IT'S 4.35 A.M. YOU'RE LISTENING
TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE".

- THERE GOES SIOBHAN.
- I'M GOING TO BOX HER IN AT THE SQUASH COURT!

SHE MANAGED TO WALK 4OO YARDS, HOLDING
HER HAND IN HER OTHER HAND, AND HAILED A TAXI.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

- SEE THE MATCH?
- WHICH ONE?

(MUSIC)

THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?