# HE PAINTED SALFORD'S SMOKY TOPS
ON CARDBOARD BOXES FROM THE SHOPS

CLIFF THORBURN IS NOT PRIMARILY A PRESENTER.

BIT OF A MAVERICK, NOT AFRAID
TO BREAK THE LAW IF HE THINKS IT'S NECESSARY.

- THANKS VEY MUCH.
- LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

YOU. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE?

I MEAN, HELLO?

PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

(APPLAUSE)

BUT WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?

- SHALL WE START?
- YES.

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL
YOUR SORDID LITTLE GRIEF HOLE.

SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!

BANG & OLUFSEN?
WOW, THAT'S SERIOUS, MAN. WHOSE IS IT?

LIKE SAYING TANNOY
WHEN YOU MEAN PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM.

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

# HIT ME! HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
IT'S NICE TO BE A LUNATIC