- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

THIS WOMAN ENRAPTURED THIS MAN,
MADE HIM FEEL SIXTEEN AGAIN.

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.

ALL THESE CARS?

- MAKE THE PLACE YOUR OWN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE!

HELLO?

SUCK MY SUCH AND SUCH.

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

DO YOU FANCY BEING MY CO-EATER LADY?

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

LET'S GO.

HELLO, CHRIS. ARE YOU DEAD?

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

SO PERHAPS WE COULD GO AND CHAT
ABOUT ALL MY OTHER IDEAS IN MY ROOM.