GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

- WILL YOU TAKE 324?
- YEAH.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TRIADS.

IT WAS IN THAT AREA.

YOU'VE MISSED A BIT.

HE'S A MENTALIST!

- "A PARTRIDGE AMONGST THE PIGEONS."
- WHAT'S THAT?

YOU'RE LISTENING TO "THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

TALKING...

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

LET'S MAKE IT MORE FROTHY
WITH A SQUIRT OF LIGHT LEMON LIQUID.

THERE ARE ENOUGH SUPPLIES IN HERE
TO LAST THREE WEEKS.

- THAT'S CUSTOMS AND EXCISE.
- RIGHT.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

- WHAT ABOUT BRAVE PEOPLE?
- SHE CAN MINGLE WITH THEM.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

GO ON, LIFT IT.