IT'S 11.3O. TIME FOR MY "DEEP BATH".

DID THEY SAY YOU HAVE
TO HAVE YOUR WIFE ON THE SHOOT?

AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

(SINGS BADLY)

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.

YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?

CAN WE HAVE FOUR FULL BRITISH ISLES
BREAKFASTS, PLEASE?

I MEAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO KISS,
I WANT TO GO THE WHOLE WAY.

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING
A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!