WERE YOU CLOSE?

BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

YEAH. BUT ALL THOSE SMALL TAXIS
AND LITTLE TOWER BRIDGES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT.

GO ON, LYNN LASS!

IT'S TOO BIG! HOW DID YOU GET IT HERE?

..MOST TIMES. THANKS.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

I MUST SAY, I'M TREMENDOUSLY EXCITED BY ALL THIS.

SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

- I'LL BUY A PACKET OF MINTS.
- GREAT.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

THEY ARE OBLIGED TO CONTRACT OUT

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

JOIN IN, THEN.

PUT THESE ON THE TAB.