THE LAST VIDEO WAS CALLED
"CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO",

OH, QUICK TIP, LYNN.
YOU KNOW THE BREAKFAST BUFFET?

I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?

YES. SOME ARE ON A SPIKE,
YOU'VE GOT SOME IN AN ENVELOPE

IT'S 7 A.M. AND WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW
LINED UP FOR YOU...

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

I CANNOT NOT TALK TO THE CUSTOMERS.
MY BADGE SAYS, "MICHAEL. I'M HERE TO HELP."

THE JACOBEAN HOUSE IS BUILT
ON THE SITE OF A LATE MEDIEVAL PREDECESSOR.

- CAN YOU REALLY?
- YEAH.

AYE. THIS ONE TIME, RIGHT,
L WAS STATIONED OUT IN BELIZE

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE

YOU SAY...TOMATO.

IT'S DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SAY SPLIDDING

"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME" IS A BRILLIANT FILM.
IT BEGIN IN FOREST IN GERMANY...

GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.