TO LOOK AT YOU, YOU'D THINK
YOU'D SING LIKE AN ANGEL,

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

LOOKS LIKE A LADY, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

NICE ROOM.

- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND YOU.

YEAH, YEAH.

OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.

(SINGS BADLY)

AND APACHE PRODUCTIONS WILL PROBABLY
GO DOWN THE PAN LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

- BUT I HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT IT.
- COME ON, ALAN, IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN.

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.

- IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
- PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

AND I'M THINKING ABOUT IT IN MY BLOCK
THAT YOU MAY KNOCK OFF.

- IT'S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT.
- AYE.