YOU PEOPLE!
ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?
WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.
- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.
ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.
MICHAEL?
- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.
THEY LIVE IN THE TOWER OF LONDON
AND THEY ARE RESTAURANTS.
IS THAT IT?
AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.
YES, I AM. FOR TREASON AND MURDER.
THERE WILL BE NO TELEPHONE CLUEDO TODAY
- MORNING.
- HELLO, ALAN.
GOOD EVENING.
I BET A LOT OF THESE GO MISSING
AND END UP AS WORK SURFACES IN LUXURY KITCHENS.
- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.
JUST TALKING ABOUT COWS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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